Penny: Well, In that case, do you mind giving me some advice? Leonard: Yeah, well I wouldn’t say cool, I’d just say, that’s Leonard! Penny: Okay, well, that’s really cool of you. Of course, my fondness for classic science fiction does draw my attention backwards, but those stories often take place in the future. Although I do have to live a little in the future, ’cause, well, that’s my job. I’m really more of a right now kind of guy. Penny: Well, does it bother you, me going out with one of your friends? ‘Cause you know, you and me… Penny: Well, he asked me out again and I said yes, and then I started thinking maybe I should talk to you first. Howard: Just tell him to do everything you’ve done with her for the last two years. Howard: Hey, wanna make sure he gets nowhere with Penny without jeopardizing your friendship with either of them? Leonard: You know, thanks for closed-captioning my pain, Raj. Penny’s current suitor asking advice from her former suitor. You know, let me think about it and get back to you, okay? Leonard: Uh, oh, gee, my initial reaction is no. It’s the second date, you think she’ll be expecting things to get physical? Stuart: Uh, anyway, I figured this is probably my last shot with Penny and I don’t want to screw it up. Sheldon: Well, I have and it will knock your socks off! Good luck getting them back on. Stuart: ‘Cause we’re going out again tomorrow. I guess the thing to do now is just pick yourself up, dust yourself off, forget it and move on. Stuart: Well, uh, the thing is, the date didn’t go that well. You went to the bar and made a fool of yourself trying to pick up strange women. Stuart: Remember I went out with your friend Penny a couple weeks ago? Stuart: Uh, hey, Leonard, can I talk to you about something? And once a mind is pre-blown, it cannot be re-blown. Sheldon: You told me it’s mind-blowing, so, my mind is going into it pre-blown. Stuart: Here, Sheldon, I pulled the new Hellboy for you. Sheldon: Oh, clever! Playing on the use of cardinal numbers as euphemisms for bodily functions. This is an important achievement, for two reasons. Howard: Okay, make your little jokes, but of the four of us, I’m the only one making any real-world contribution to science and technology. The combination of the Star Trek reference and the play on words involving the double-meaning of the verb to go suggests that Leonard is humorously mocking your efforts in space plumbing. Thanks to your hard work, an international crew of astronauts will boldly go Raj: Oh, get over yourself, it’s a high-tech toilet. As we speak, the space shuttle is docking at the International Space Station where it will deploy the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Waste Disposal System. Raj: You’re paying? Have you been selling your sperm again? Sheldon: Smell that? That’s the smell of new comic books.
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